Also, trades will not work in the league until after the draft is complete and I enter the rosters. Which is a problem since trading is open (and we have had our first trade of the "Getting Crispy" Season). I can manually update the rosters though, so if you agree to a trade, please let me know so that I can make sure everything is in line before we get to draft night.
Real MLB has the Hot Stove League season, which always involves a lot excitement (this year especially if you were a San Diego Padre fan...well...if there were any San Diego Padre fans) and mucho trading. In the Tater Tot league, were going to call the Feb 1 through March 1 the Getting Crispy Season, hopefully it will have a lot of the same excitement and maybe someone will trade away the farm.
The first ever Gettin Crispy trade was relayed to me on the first day trading was open:
The Attack of the Zack (TAOTZ) gets 1b Anthony Rizzo ($20) and OF Justin Upton ($34)
Rizzo has officially become the town bicycle, which is strange because he has the high OBP/SLG stats that play perfectly in a league like this one and his AVG wont ill you (like license to ill, bitches). Put him in a lineup where people actually get on base occasionally and you have a guy who is going to be very helpful in 4 categories, be a net average in a 5th and pretty much completely useless in the 6th, SBs...but really, arent almost all 1b not named Paul Goldschmidt pretty useless in stolen bases?

The inclusion of Cruz and Upton confuses me. Cruz is coming off a season where he led the majors in HRs, finished 4th in RBI and managed respectable avg and obp stats (271/333/525)...he is changing teams (again!) but for a bargain price of $8 he can fall off hard and still turn a profit. If Cruz is able to hit 249/310/457 (which is what Steamer is currently projecting for him) this year hitting in a surprisingly loaded Seattle lineup, he should be a startable player...and if he isnt, $8 isnt a crazy amount to have spent on the chance he repeats last season.
Upton at $34 is another story. With his move to a park that heavily favors pitching and surpresses power hitters at a near historic rate, Upton looks poised to take a step back from his 270/342/491 line. Even though the Padres have what is expected to be the most improved offense in baseball and Upton's RBI and run scoring chances should go up, the home field home run loss should offset some of that gain. Steamer, which is notorious for its low projections, posits that Upton will finish 2015 with a 253/337/442 line, which...looks very similar to the line it predicts for Cruz. Why then the Cruz love and the Upton hate? Well, one, Upton leaving his brother behind in Hotlanta eliminates the relevancy of my favorite meme of all time (can one have favorite memes? Cuz I feel like a dbag for saying that I have a favorite one when I only can think of like 4 that I have ever seen), and two, the $26 price difference between them is a lot (some players who cost $26 last year...Madison Bumgarner, Jordan Zimmerman, Greg Holland, Garret Cole).
Anyways, BySs gets the carrot in this one. BYSS >>>> TAOTZ
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