It takes a special man to name his entry after a barbeque sauce, and Kyler is that special man. Equal parts saucy and sweet, Kyler is gentle enough to play very well with children but passionate enough to "turn you into a fucking tree" if you disagree with one of his core beliefs.Kyler was born in Wisconsin and loves his home state Packers and Brewers, some might say too much.
If the above sounds like a personal ad...well...thats because it is. it may or may not be the add that I just put on Match.com under the title "Back'yard' Super Star" with Kyler's picture and email but with a totally made up location. So Kyler, if you dont get any responses, its totally because I didn't do it, not because the people there don't find you attractive. They do. They really do.
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