Wednesday, March 19, 2014

Tom - Lester The Molester

Tom lives in Winona and works at Fastenal with my wife.  I know Tom mainly from outside gathering at random people's homes involving some kind of cooked meat.  And let me tell you, this man has a way with meat.  Like really...the brats and brat patties he made were delicious.

I recently found out (from the picture he posted for his team this morning) that he is able to craft his facial hair in ways that would make most clowns seem warm and friendly while at the same time looking vaguely Macho Man Randy Savage-ish, even though Macho Man never had a Fu Manchu.  OOOOOO YEAHHHHHHHH!

From now on, when I think of molesters, I will think of Tom and of this picture of Lionel Richie.  Congrats Tom.

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